Developing Your Talents – an essay by Rachel

I think it is really important to develop your talents. I mean, it says so in the Bible, right? Well, I have a new talent I would like to share. Rolling over? No, that is so last Monday! This is a little skill I like to call Razzberry Cereal.

You know how to blow a razzberry, right? First you lightly place your lips together, maybe even slightly protrude your tongue for effect, then blow. You should achieve a nice spray of saliva. Go ahead and try it. I think you’ll really enjoy it. I know I do.

Add a little cereal, nice, thin, runny cereal, and voilá! If you time it just right you should get a nice spray of cereal, and if you’re lucky, maybe you can get it all over the place, especially in Mommy’s face. That’s really funny! Of course, you can usually expect to get some on your own face too, but the sacrifice is totally worth it.